Being a 20-something-year-old is hard, reader. I'm Diamond Naga Siu, and everyone wants to put us into a box.
At first I was a millennial. Then I became Gen Z. But I was compounded into a Zillennial. And now, it turns out I'm actually Generation Zalpha.
This externally imposed identity crisis feels arbitrary. Plus, it's even more gross, since this generation obsession appears to be a capitalism-fueled strategy to get our money.
Before these marketing schemes successfully take everyone's money, let's dive into today's tech.