Collage featuring the hand of financial person pouring coins into a college/university building coin slot, with two graduates watching
Billionaire donors have warped the university's priorities from providing an effective education to steering profit-generating ventures.

The most cutting jokes are the ones with a bit of truth behind them. While the increasingly popular quip that "colleges are just real-estate hedge funds with classes attached" may inspire eye rolls, recent moves are making the joke cut deeper.