Monday, Monday — can't trust that day. I'm Diamond Naga Siu, and I also sometimes don't trust my own facial recognition skills.

But I'd definitely stop dead in my tracks if I recognized an ex-partner somewhere. That's what happened to this clothing designer. Except when he apparently recognized an ex, it was via a viral tweet from the FBI about her alleged involvement in the January 6 riot. Yikes.

On that note, let's dive into today's tech — starting with an obituary for the metaverse.