Sam Altman
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
  • Sam Altman will be in charge of OpenAI's team and products no matter what.
  • So the three remaining OpenAI Board members should explain why they fired him and move on.
  • If the board was trying to save humanity from OpenAI's products, the attempt failed — but thank you!

The bizarre soap opera that is OpenAI has entered its fifth day.

As yet, there is no formal resolution, but as Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said on TV, the practical outcome is known: