person looks at nypd subway robot
This person staring plaintively at the robot is, surprisingly, not me.
  • In September 2023, NYC Mayor Eric Adams praised the new subway-patrolling robot called K5.
  • But K5 has been placed in robot purgatory while the city figures out its next job.
  • I am now sad for the robot I once maligned.

When New York City Mayor Eric Adams stood next to a 400-pound "fully autonomous" subway-patrolling robot and proclaimed that it would soon become "part of the fabric of our subway system," I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Like many people, I thought the robot, called K5, was ridiculous — a bloated, shiny symbol of the surveillance state and the pet project of a mayor whose city was suffering crisis after crisis.