Stephen Colbert's The Late Show is nearly over, and everything must go.
That's the key message of the video above, in which Jon Stewart joins the host to announce some items that you can now actually bid on from the show — from the mini red carpet (plus Stewart's Daily Show wig) to the actual Late Show sign — with proceeds going to World Central Kitchen.
"Buy this and, like me, you could have The Late Show hanging over your head for the rest of your life," says Colbert.
Even if you're not interested in the auction itself, the video is worth watching purely for the numerous spit-takes.
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