Happy hump day, readers. I'm senior reporter Phil Rosen. 

If the collapse of FTX has been the headline story over the last several months, it certainly feels like ChatGPT has taken the mantle for the near future. 

The bot's parent company took in $10 billion from Microsoft a couple of weeks ago, and the language tool has proven it can do just about everything except your dishes and laundry. 

Oh — and it also can't quite balance a portfolio. 

Remember Watson? That was the last bot that seemed to alter the fabric of society — it even won Jeopardy