It's Monday, readers. This is my last day writing the newsletter before handing back the baton to Diamond Naga Siu. 

Thanks to my many TikTok (okay, more like Instagram Reels) rabbit holes, I am obsessed with cleaning hacks like this one. While I don't go on intense Sunday reset cleaning drives, I also didn't know there were so many things I'd been cleaning wrong. Spring cleaning season is upon us, folks. 

Okay, brooms down. Monday is a fresh start. Let's get to the stories.