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  • Italy's government is hell-bent on passing a law that would penalize the use of non-Italian words.
  • The proposed law would fine people who they believe are bastardizing the language.
  • Saying "Grazie" without properly accentuating the word would land you a hefty fine and no gratitude.

Italy's ruling party has had it with the bastardization of their language and is seeking to pass a new law asking people to say ciao to English words and to show Italian food some real amore.