Alex Kantrowitz
- Remember when Mark Zuckerberg was photographed with his face slathered in sunscreen?
- That Zuck is no more. Say hi to shredded Zuck.
- Shredded Zuck wins jiu-jitsu matches. Shredded Zuck is tan. Hi, shredded Zuck.
Silicon Valley, meet shredded Mark Zuckerberg.
Shredded Zuck goes to jiu-jitsu matches and wins medals. Say goodbye to gray tees and hoodies, because shredded Zuck wears really tight black shirts while engaging in martial arts.