Mattel is now trying to make Uno happen — but no one's going to watch an Uno movie, even if Margot Robbie's in it

• Mattel wants a "Chief Uno Player" to hype another of its brands after the "Barbie" movie's success.
• The new hire must create content for a month, and will be paid $4,444 a week for their troubles.
• One can only hope this Uno hype isn't a precursor to an Uno movie. 

Mattel is riding high on the box-office success of "Barbie." Its next gambit, it seems, is Uno.