the author's pink stanley cup
My beloved Stanley Cup.
  • Everyone is losing their minds over Stanley Cups, a mashup of an oversize cup and water bottle.
  • Stop collecting them — it defeats the purpose of a reusable water bottle.
  • Everyone needs to chill out about it because it's getting embarrassing.

If you've been on any corner of the Internet recently, you've encountered them: The Stanley Cups.

For the unacquainted, Stanley Cups are really big insulated tumblers. They're not quite water bottles, but instead answer the question: What if a drinking cup were almost a water bottle?