Hiya! Dan DeFrancesco in NYC, and I'm wondering why someone would spend $1,000 for some dirty water from an amusement park ride.
Get outta my dreams (and into my car), reader. I'm Diamond Naga Siu, and I don't like driving but I am in the market for a new ride to go with my new place in San Diego. Buying a car is hard enough as it is, but I'd be even more annoyed if I bought one and then it immediately got a deep discount.
Today is hump day, but any tuned-in market watcher will be ignoring camels and monitoring cars on this Wednesday. I'm senior reporter Phil Rosen, here to ring in a pivotal Tesla earnings report with you this morning.