PATRICK T. FALLON/Getty Images
The Super Bowl starts at 6:30 p.m. Eastern on Sunday when the Kansas City Chiefs play the San Francisco 49ers. CBS will broadcast the event, which will be played at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada. Taylor Swift will probably be there.
Which you know, right? Or you don’t care?
Doesn’t matter: Publishers around the world are putting up versions of this story, anyway — with the same keyword-laden text.